Hard Times Hit Hell: Satan Collects Debt From Kennedy
Everyone already knows about the recent economic struggles that the living are facing these days. But what about the Prince of Darkness?
It seems that even Satan is having to lay off a few of his loyal servants in order to make ends meet. Just yesterday Satan had to discharge Ted Kennedy from his duties which included disgracing his Catholic heritage by being one of the most pro-abortion members of the Senate. Kennedy’s soul was also repossessed by Beelzebub in accordance with the contract between him and Senator Kennedy 40 years ago at Chappaquiddick, the terms of which stated that Kennedy shall get away with murder and keep his Senate seat for no less than 40 years and no more than 50 as long as he becomes a champion of abortion while he lives and in death he shall be condemned to the Halls of Hades for no less than an eternity and no longer than an eternity.
This is a high-value soul for Satan, and with the inevitable demise of the corrupt Kennedy clan and their influence on American politics, U.S. citizens will be able to move forward and get the U.S. economy and health care system back on track without an agent of the Devil moiling about in the government, thinking he’s more “progressive” than everyone else because he was born into a family with a superiority complex.
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You used our word.
August 27, 2009 at 3:59 pm
Yes, I did.
August 30, 2009 at 2:44 am
Excellent observation! I especially liked ‘Ol Nick’s light show (lightning) while they were at the graveside–at NIGHT no less! Again, I am sure it was all per Lucifer’s instructions and the fact that his living presence here on earth, Obama, was in attendance made it very appropriate. Unfortunately none of the mourners were stuck and killed by the lightning. Oh well, all in Almighty God’s time. The clock is ticking down.
August 29, 2009 at 8:01 pm
Even here in Northern VA the sky turned green and there were purple clouds just before the lightning and thunder. I was listening to CSPAN radio and the funeral started just as the rain was coming down the hardest. It must have been preparation for the burial in Arlington in the morning.
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September 4, 2009 at 2:33 pm